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Written by Mandragora at 13:11 11/12-2014

  DO NOT DIVULGE
  
  Hi guys,
  so we are back at div 9 for the end of the season. Ok, cool, don't worry, ok? we might even take advanteg of this shitty situation, ok? with Timo driving us around we can manage to get some easy peasy money and points in few div 9 races, and let's be real about it, we do have chances for the race in Norway (day 5, don't mess it up again with your agendas!), so probably we'll get back the points to be in our place and start a good season. So people, please, stop whinning and complaining and saying "it's going to be the same as always", we are going to kill it this year!
  
  well, guys, i hope to see all of you (and I mean it) tomorrow for our indoors training session: No excuses, no nothings, if you can't train, come and talk.
  And yes, we'll have pizza afterwards...
  
  cheers,
  B
  
  DO NOT DIVULGE

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Comments


NightmareChaos at 00:07 6/1-2015
  you should offload that old team and get younger ones and train a new rider :)

Mandragora at 17:01 11/12-2014
  ungrateful readers, plus riders, that's what happens with this team...
  
  I think we have someone leaking info outside the team, we'll see if we get more memos...


Super Velo at 13:47 11/12-2014
  Nice message. I almost didn't read it because I figured it might be top secret or something. ;p

Schiavi di Don at 13:40 11/12-2014
  Well, the first one was better ;)

Mandragora at 13:35 11/12-2014
  that was an accident :P

NightmareChaos at 13:30 11/12-2014
  and no nonsense to lure away the attention
  


Schiavi di Don at 13:19 11/12-2014
  Good speech, nice and short

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